Salty Bast*rd Dinner Shirt

Salty by Nature. Bast*rd by Choice.” — Now in classy mode.

For the rare moments you're forced to tuck your shirt in and act like you're not thinking about snapper season. The Dinner Shirt is your go-to when she's booked a table — not a tinny.

Subtle, sharp, and still savage.
Perfect for:
✔️ Dinner with the missus
✔️ Court appearances
✔️ Funerals (maybe not yours)

• Sleek black fit that says “I made an effort”

• Chest print only — no screaming graphics, just salty energy

• Midweight comfort for sitting, sweating, or silently suffering

• Available in real bloke sizes only (no S-M fashion cuts here)

It’s the closest you’ll get to wearing a collar. Don’t push it.